Monday, November 3, 2008

Listener Complaint

Dear WASH-FM,

I hate to inform you, but I will no longer be listening to your station. I mean after what song was played this morning, I don't know how anyone can listen to your station. I dealt with the nails on a chalkboard sounds of Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry" twice a week for the last two months. But that was cancelled out by the delicious and delightful sounds of Delilah during the evening. So I've been okay.

Anyway, I am very sorry you played Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5." That was the straw that broke the horse's back. I feel the need to tell you this to prevent future significant drops in your ratings which this undoubtedly caused.

I must go now and get some tissues for my bleeding ears.

Scott Martin Vouri

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