10 Things I hate about Josh Lorenz
10. You can land a single engine Cessna on his nose.
9. He made the upstairs (at the 818) smell horrible when he vomed on his bed and proceeded to cover it up with the scent of vanilla.
8. He is reluctant to give anyone a ride in the Magic Bus.
7. He kicks me out of his room when I try to better Feng Shui the things on his desk.
6. He is a pharmacy/MBA major; therefore, all people in other majors are inferior to him.
5. He doesn't clean up his whiskers in the sink after he shaves.
4. He stole my last pack of Gushers.
3. He doesn't shut the DAMN closest door.
2. He sings this dam Spanish song as if he's fluent in the language.
1. He just a fuckin' all around bitch/mooch who is too good to study!
9. He made the upstairs (at the 818) smell horrible when he vomed on his bed and proceeded to cover it up with the scent of vanilla.
8. He is reluctant to give anyone a ride in the Magic Bus.
7. He kicks me out of his room when I try to better Feng Shui the things on his desk.
6. He is a pharmacy/MBA major; therefore, all people in other majors are inferior to him.
5. He doesn't clean up his whiskers in the sink after he shaves.
4. He stole my last pack of Gushers.
3. He doesn't shut the DAMN closest door.
2. He sings this dam Spanish song as if he's fluent in the language.
1. He just a fuckin' all around bitch/mooch who is too good to study!
1 comment:
I love that I'm the only person that reads your blog. It's like my own personal source of news and entertainment.
Also, add these to the list:
"11 - The fact that Lorenz never comes out with us"
"12 - The fact the he is perpetually sick when he has commitments and then magically gets better anytime he needs to do something fun"
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