I preface this post by stating that I am a former full-time, yet still part-time, dweller of the Blue Couch.

There was a faculty member of Butler that took us out to dinner on Sunday. We got free food and watched the Colts lose (that's what we call in the business a 'twofor'). Anyway, one of the girls that was sitting next to me (she will remain anonymous to prevent people from thinking she is racist, which fortunately, I believe, she wasn't trying) said...

"Did you ever notice the symbol (on the TV for the scoreboard) for the Giants is NYG?"

You may ask. "Scott, Spud, Bidge, or what have you, why is this revelant?"

And to that I reply, "It was pronounced NIG."

:)

PS: Did I mention the Colts lost?

This is an oldy I just found on my computer...enjoy readers Cough(Connors)Cough!

10 Things I hate about Josh Lorenz

10. You can land a single engine Cessna on his nose.
9. He made the upstairs (at the 818) smell horrible when he vomed on his bed and proceeded to cover it up with the scent of vanilla.
8. He is reluctant to give anyone a ride in the Magic Bus.
7. He kicks me out of his room when I try to better Feng Shui the things on his desk.
6. He is a pharmacy/MBA major; therefore, all people in other majors are inferior to him.
5. He doesn't clean up his whiskers in the sink after he shaves.
4. He stole my last pack of Gushers.
3. He doesn't shut the DAMN closest door.
2. He sings this dam Spanish song as if he's fluent in the language.
1. He just a fuckin' all around bitch/mooch who is too good to study!

Yesterday my pharmacist was on the Metro (Washington DC subway system). She caught a whiff (please emphasize the "h" when saying this word, it pleases me) of a "stinkie." She claims foul odors make her nauseated, so she started fanning herself. She did it calmly without trying to draw attention to herself and making it look like she was fanning herself because she was hot. Moments later she felt a tap on her shoulder. She turned around and a middle-aged gentlemen stoically proclaimed "I'm sorry about the gas."